Sophomore Slump

(via sunny side-up eggs | Jamie Oliver | Food | Recipes (UK))

basically the only thing I want right now.

yup.

I couldn’t not chase down the video after that.

I’ll just be over here curled up into a fetal ball laughing hysterically.

Now if only they combined the two… or did one for Doctor Who. Or all three! XD

brill. pure brill.

Just heard a tour guide telling a group of prospies that, as a female, if you rush all sororities and max out your options, you are guaranteed a bid. THAT IS NOT TRUE; PLEASE STOP LYING TO HOPEFUL FRESHMEN SO THEY DON’T COME IN AND HAVE MENTAL BREAKDOWNS WHEN THEY REALIZE THAT THEY ARE IN NO WAY GUARANTEED A BID AND THEN I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE AFTERMATH.

Seriously though, you’re guaranteed a bid if you make it to Pref night. You are not guaranteed to make it to Pref night. Hence, by the transitive property, you are not guaranteed a bid. Geez, somebody please get that right.

slaughterhouse90210:

“It contributes greatly towards a man’s moral and intellectual health, to be brought into habits of companionship with individuals unlike himself, who care little for his pursuits, and whose sphere and abilities he must go out of himself to appreciate.”
― Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter

I…AM…A…GRYFFINDOR.

No more tumblr for Lent.

Good bye now.

Hey, God,

It’s like you’re trying to talk to me, I just have no idea what you’re trying to say! I don’t get it!

Why are you forcing me to do the things that I can’t and that just make me miserable and make me lose all my friends and for what? So that I can make LESS money? So some kid can get their room key from my hands and not someone else’s? There is no point to me. So why do you insist on putting me here? I don’t get it!

Fine. Whatever. It’s fine. Solve all those other problems first, but when you start checking off your list past the important stuff and finally get to me, I want an answer!

And tell Jesus thanks again, and that I’m sorry. Yeah.

Amen.